anniephantom:

isn’t it kind of funny that april fools was right after easter

it was like jesus died and then he was put in the tomb but when they rolled back the stone or whatever he was like “lol april fools bitches i’m alive” and rose again

danisnotafaggot:

do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline